Bug Storyteller Prints

'Your attention everybody! -- There's a 'severe foot watch' in effect until four o'clock this afternoon.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Look, a bug!"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Extreme Bungy

Terry had a computer bug.

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

Fruit Fly Job Interviews

"I have such strong feelers for you."

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

Bug hanging up stockings