Bug Storyteller Mugs

'Your attention everybody! -- There's a 'severe foot watch' in effect until four o'clock this afternoon.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Look, a bug!"

The Poky Little Pupa.

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Extreme Bungy

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Terry had a computer bug.

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

Exciting potato bugs.

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

'I really don't know why we bother coming here - the food's always crap.'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Fruit Fly Job Interviews

'There, that should freak 'em out.'