Bug Repellent Jester Prints

'I'm sick of you telling me what to do!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Women in a cross country race

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Show Jumping Tantrums

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

Never poke fun.

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

"Work's been really hard."

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

King and clown engage in role reversal.

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'

"I paid three grand for this dress- I'll wear it wherever I want!"

'Yorich's last jest.'

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.