Bug Net Warrior Pillows

An insect collector with a net eyes an enormous flying insect.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Insect extinction

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

When cockroaches go unchecked.

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

Come to bed, Snookums. In a minute. Are you still playing Scrabble? And flaming my opponents. I just crushed an eight-year-old by 100 points and then told him his parents don't love him because he's illiterate! How nice you've found a hobby. I feel so nurtured.

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

Zika: War on Mosquitoes

"We don't need a digital security guard. Hackers don't actually come to our house."

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

'I'm pleased to announce the newly-created 'Office of Homepage Security' - to protect against computer hackers.'

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

Meta data retention.

SOPA supporters regroup.

"Ms Hathaway, I need to test my mettle. Find someone on social media who thinks they can bully me."

That night, Andy attempted to start a Twitter revolution.

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

Tough Butterfly

'Hold still, Phil, there's a bug on your hat.'

Internet security illustration.

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.

'Uh-oh -- Bush found out about internet scams, and now he wants to invade Nigeria.'

"As you can see, our scientists are busy working on retaliation."

"Thank goodness Facebook is back. For a few hours I had no idea where to direct my rage."

"I want conventional and nuclear battle plans on my desk. It's time to take this Twitter war to the next level."