Bug Maniac Pillows

'I told you before, George, never mess with a kid who's got tweezers.'

So you're a mocking bird...

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"I'm going to get you fired."

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

Free-Floating Anxiety

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

Love Hurts

Butterfly Sales

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

Lox Ness Monster

'Pierre...It's garbage night!'

Mummies busking.

Tough Butterfly

Ancient Egyptian Curser

An elevator door opens to reveal rows of teeth

Journalist interviewing a bird.

Mummy is alive at an Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians: Part Two

'He was an evil king.'

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

'He's my 2:00 appointment. He's always early.'