Bug Jokester Prints

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"I think you should hire me for my vast software knowledge. . . and then pay for me to go learn software."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Someone has hacked into our Computer."

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

"Come on, dear...you can't blame everything on Russian hackers."

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'

"You drop yours first."

The Screeeen!

Printout in a genetics laboratory forming dna double helix

'Well, if you DNA made you do it, I'm sentencing your DNA to thirty years in prison.'

"Bingo, that's what I thought: It's a blood-sausage!"

'When I said you will get an office with windows, I was referring to the operating system on the computer.'

Cloud computing.

'I don't like the look of this fish.' 'It had ugly parents.'

"That must be Java Man!"

"I hope I age as well as you, Dad. Except for the neck."

'Again. . . why are we expelling these two?'

"Stand back? corrupt file."