Bug Exterminator Pillows

"Wait, I just want to kill this fly."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"And where have you previously moused?"

Man using to much bug spray

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

A Venus cow trap.

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

Flies up the ante!

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

What did you think happens to all those vitamins that roll beneath the fridge?

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

Superintendent

"These door hinges squeak."

"Ooh don't stop Bob, the last time you ran your fingers through my hair like this was on our wedding night!"

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

"This wasn’t a mouse, ma’am — it was a cartoonist."

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

Drone Spray