Bug Exterminator Mugs

"Wait, I just want to kill this fly."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"And where have you previously moused?"

Man using to much bug spray

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

A Venus cow trap.

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

Flies up the ante!

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

What did you think happens to all those vitamins that roll beneath the fridge?

Drone Spray

'How long did you try before calling?'

"These door hinges squeak."

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

"This wasn’t a mouse, ma’am — it was a cartoonist."

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

Superintendent

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.