Bug Banterer Prints

'If they didn't want us around, how come they keep putting food out for us?"

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Computer Expert

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

How was I supposed to know she was under age?

Entomology Reference

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

"I consider myself a passionate man, but, of course, a lawyer first."

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

'How long did you try before calling?'

Drone Spray

Computer Virus

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

'You should see a doctor. Maybe you have that West Nile thing.'

'Termites!'

"Sipsies?"

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

'Psst...e=mc?.'

No fly zone

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

A breakthrough moment for the Wright brothers. How about some wings with that?

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

"This reminds me of that time I said it was too humid and buggy to go on this hike."

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

Tennis Player.

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

Gardener and the Giant Snail