Bug Banterer Mugs

'If they didn't want us around, how come they keep putting food out for us?"

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Computer Expert

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

How was I supposed to know she was under age?

Entomology Reference

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

"I consider myself a passionate man, but, of course, a lawyer first."

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

'How long did you try before calling?'

Drone Spray

Computer Virus

'You should see a doctor. Maybe you have that West Nile thing.'

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

'Termites!'

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

"Sipsies?"

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

"This reminds me of that time I said it was too humid and buggy to go on this hike."

No fly zone

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

Gardener and the Giant Snail

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

Tennis Player.