Buffet Conquerors Mugs

"Look, I'd like to help, but I've just got too much on my plate right now."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

Am Awful Crammer.

"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."

"The night raid on the kitchen bench was a disaster sir! The owner woke up, came downstairs for a glass of water and attacked us!"

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

A woman's work is never done!

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

A day in the life of a dish sink

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

The Colonel at home.

'It was the last straw when she threw her lumpy gravy over me!'

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

After conquering Baked Alaska, Mount Bakewell was a piece of cake.

'I don't want this romantic day to end either, Darla, but I keep worrying I might miss tonight's midnight buffet!'

'All the rice you can eat... with one chopstick.'

All You Can Eat

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

"Where's a fairy godmother when you need one?"