Buffalo Wanderer Mugs

"Yes, I have a home where the buffaloroam. Are you in the market?"

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Support Group for a Good Problem

Sausages.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Monkey-artist

Sport Utility Boot.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"The lakes are getting more like a theme park."

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

Desert Island Mishap

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

Women of the Wilderness

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'