Budgeting Buddy Pillows

'I miss the disposable income days.'

Credit card debt.

"Any checks, dear?"

"Pops, whatcha want for Christmas?"

'I do know the value of a dollar... that's why I've asked for five...'

'How can I possibly save for retirement when you're paying me minimum wage?'

Effects of the economic crisis

'It's great: My Masters are poor, so I don't have anything to guard and they never leave me to go on holidays...'

"I told you not to borrow so much pocket money..."

'You did yes say a budgie was coming on!'

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

"I am currently experiencing an out-of-money experience."

"Hello, Sally? I've decided not to go to the concert. . . my father said I'd have to use my own money!"

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"Who's got the hammer?"

"I need to see your budget proposal."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"They've given me the Lion's share of budgetary constraints."

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.