Budget Living Mugs

No Frills Psychiatrist.

'Do you have a house for under £70 a week? Yes and I intend to continue living there.'

Wallpapering.

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

"C'mere, space heater."

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

"No wonder it was so affordable."

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

"You were the one who said we couldn't afford a new vacuum, so stop moaning and suck harder!"

Sam's Nation Building

'All I said was,two could live as cheaply as one until you gave up dieting.'

"Wow, they want $10,000!"

"If this is a bit beyond your budget then I've got a shoebox coming available next week!"

'I'd like to stay and watch. It usually cuts the bill by 30%.'

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

Budget Stoplights.

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

"Shortages, higher prices, closings...and they still throw away half their food."

The cost of smoking

"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

'From living beyond our means, we've gone to living beyond our wildest expectations!'

'Of course, for the compact budget we offer the Shelterette Programme.'

"To cut own on heating costs, we should consider house pooling."

'Bring me a nice bottle of something that'll impress the lady, for under a fiver.'

'YOU look at the size...and I'LL look at the price!'

Government tsk force