Budget-friendly Solutions Pillows

'I'm knitting a cozy for the house.'

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

"We didn’t have enough in the budget to replace you with a real robot."

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"Okay, what's your next, more expensive security system?"

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"Wow, they want $10,000!"

Sam's Nation Building

No Frills Psychiatrist.

Unable to afford radar, the city keeps drivers honest with a blowdryer.

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

'I'd like to stay and watch. It usually cuts the bill by 30%.'

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

Wallpapering.

'This is what telemedicine looks like for a small practice like ours.'

The cost of Halloween.

"Our water bill is sky high. You've got to start taking shorter showers."

"Please tell me it's a local call..."

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."

'We only want small portions. I'm counting my calories and he's counting his pennies.'

"New super select-a-size! 1/2 sheet, 1/4 sheet, 1/8 sheet (make-up remover), 1/16 sheet (spider killer), 1/32 sheet (booger getter), 1/64 sheets (zit squeezers)."