Budget-friendly Entertainment Lover Mugs

"A game you can play alone or in a group, that tests your agility and is dirt cheap?!" "Marbles!"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

Big screen TV.

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

'It's nice, but I wish we could get more than one channel.'

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

DIY marriage counseling.

Medieval headlines.

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

The spend is high

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

Get a Life

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."

Family planning - 'I was thinking something low maintenance.'

Duplass Brothers

"I'm afraid your allowance didn't survive the latest round of budget cuts."