Budget-friendly Cook Mugs

"I work twelve hours a day to make ends meat...but then I'm way too knackered to cook it!"

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

'Waiter, you seem to have mixed my bill up with somebody who wants to buy this restaurant.'

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

AS about Today's Specials' - 'Whatever didn't sell yesterday.'

'Would you care for a drink while your food is being defrosted?'

'We let our products speak for themselves. This is ‘I Can't Believe It's So Tasty And Price-Friendly In Today's Demanding Market.' '

"We make all our cupcakes with love, which is way cheaper than real vanilla."

'We're having leftovers again. Don't worry, I shaved off all the fuzzy parts. I'm going to knit you a sweater.'

"Well if bread's free, and gravy's free, how about bread and gravy?"

Curry for Breakfast.

Posh restaurant - 'We'll have the sandwiches.'

'I'm afraid we've reached the point where we have to cut out luxuries. How do you feel about food?'

Camper special! PORK 'N' BEANS...50 gallons...only $49.99...Limit: 3 per customer.

"We use the cheapest ingredients and pass the savings on to you."

"I'm sorry, due to budget cuts we had to reduce kitchen staff."

Pizza By The Slice

"It's become so expensive, that if I want sushi, I have to catch my own!"

Thrift: Sew your mouth shut before going to a restaurant.

'You've got to help me, Doc -- My Diner's Club card is maxed out!'

Please give! Buying organic food doesn't come cheap.

'What an uncanny coincidence! The starter, main course, dessert and wine you've ordered are all the cheapest on the menu!'

"Why did you tell them we are vegetarians?

Woman cooking eggs by direct sunlight.

"Your meat is too expensive. Aren't you passing your 'free range' savings onto the customer?"

'Considering the state of our finances, maybe you should order the hock.'

Man walks by a cafe with a sign saying "Lunch buffet - All you can stomach $12.95"

"And remember, if you can't pronounce it, I can't afford it!"

Which wine will go well with a limited expense account?

'With our low prices we can't afford a chef.'

"N&Ns are almost as good, and they're half the price.

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