Budget Fashionista Gifts

'Oh, these? These are my recession chinos.'

"Another bottle? Do you think we can afford to open another can of tuna?"

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

Budget cure

Stay at home

Bargain basement sale...

Where Mom used to take you.

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Cocktails on the verandah.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

The adoration of the gels.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Bad fake tan day.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Bad hair day!

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

The height of fashion in 1796

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'Do you think that's wise?'

'She's so put together!'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

A women in a shoeshop.

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!