"We're staying in and watching the stars again?"
Budget Date Planner T-Shirts
Express your budgeting savvy and sense of humor with our creative t-shirts, perfect for those who love planning romantic dates on a budget.
"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."
"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."
"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."
'Office' block tightening it's belt
'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'
"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"
'Er . . . and a fork for me...'
Dating is so expensive...
Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'
"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."
The Pill-of-the-Month Club!
'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'
Funnel of Love
"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."
The Reaper's Arms
'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'
Tunnel of Like.
'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'
'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs
"I think we've had too much Wine. The cork-screw is surrendering."
"What kind of biscuits are they?"
"It's a Haiku Dinner."
"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."
"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."
'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'
Keep the econoimy moving
"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."
Restaurant in the Strand.
"Okay then, what wine do you have if we go up to the four dollar range?"
"We'll go out for a quiet candlelight dinner, slowdance on the beach to the music of Barry White, then make love in a warm, cozy bed!"
"Hello ... Susan ... Joe ... Not ... Make ... It ... Me ... Joe's ... Robot ... Me ... Programmed ... Take ... You ... Dinner ..."
"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."
Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.
Romantic Frogs
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