Budget Cynic Mugs

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

'This Libor rate scandal gives new meaning to the term 'Fixed'-rate mortgage.'

NHS notice - This is a bring your own bed hospital

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

Budget Cuts

'Sometimes I think it would be more merciful just to enslave them.'

Little Taxes.

'Consumer confidence is up.. in the 'Money in the mattress' sector.'

"Well, if there is life on Mars, how come they haven't asked us for money?"

The Fed: Problems and the solution.

"We’ve been told to cut the drugs budget so in future Louella here will be chanting away your pain."

I used to live payday to payday, now I live payday to three days till payday.

"I know it's not an antique but it will be when I've finished paying for it."

IRS, 'Remember back when 'debt to society' referred to criminals?'

Cost of the military.

'Good job on screwing up the economy. Now make global warming worse.'

"I understand Senator Quigley was really counting on that raise."

"Oh you know, insider trading and fudging the number before lunch and then some fraud in the afternoon. How was your day?"

'He's an inspiration to us all -- he evaded the draft, taxes, AND questions.'

'No need to worry about this recession. When this one is over there'll be another lined up.'

"I don't know what's wrong lately. Railing at the fed doesn't make him happy any more."

Be flamboyant-today living within your means is mucking-up the economy.

"I'd like to get a second opinion on your bill."

"We've been told that we can't leave patients on trolleys in the corridors, so we are moving them into the car park."

'I know he didn't pay his bills, but let's get the lien off the coffin.'

'It looks like another victim of the economy!'

"If that was a 'cut,' I wonder what a tax hike looks like."

"Relax—we'd know."