Budget-conscious Strategist Pillows

Has somebody taken the staff development and training budget again?"

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

Fries and kids

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

"Boss, I have a suggestion for you that's win-win. It'll save you thousands of dollars in health insurance premiums... If you pay to have me cryogenically frozen and then thawed every other day, I'll get to live to be 180, and you'll get an employee who's young and productive for the rest of your life."

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

"This wasn't the kind of budget cuts I had in mind."

"We need to be extra careful about expenditure...and I thought we could save a but by having the Xmas, New Year and redundancy parties at the same time!"

Sam's Nation Building

"We're going to spend £5M to put over the message that our product is so good it sells itself!"

'Budget cuts have forced NASA to find alternative training methods.'

'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?'

Free long distance

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

'It says take all your medication,if you can afford it.'

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

"It was the cheapest way for us to cover the potholes."

'This is what telemedicine looks like for a small practice like ours.'

If the Fed can loosen it's money supply, why can't you?

"Is the drug that you are prescribing available as a generic, so I can save some money, or at the very least, available from a pharmaceutical company that I own shares in, so that I can make some money?"

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."

"If your insurance doesn't cover it, there's always the lottery."

"Always borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect to be paid back."

'Good news for people who hide their money under the mattress.'