Budget-conscious Scholar Mugs

'The good news is these grades are not good enough for me to get into an expensive college.'

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

Elevator charge $1.00.

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

'It's the only way I can afford this place.'

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

Low income vampires.

Affordable housing

Sam's Nation Building

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

'This is what telemedicine looks like for a small practice like ours.'

"Even though it's an honorary degree, we have to bill you for 4 years of tuition."

"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

'I don't care if this security software was a bargain; it shouldn't reply with 'close enough' when I enter the wrong password.'

'YOU look at the size...and I'LL look at the price!'

Woman looking at "Get Well" cards which have been divided into two sections: "Insured" and "Uninsured".

'It's been a huge success.'

"Remember you did say we have all got to tighten our belts."

'I'm on a fixed income, so these free offers are most welcome.'

Vulture oil inc.

"Budget cuts mean that we've had to sell the atomic force microscope."

"Your meat is too expensive. Aren't you passing your 'free range' savings onto the customer?"

Goldfish in an office water dispenser

'Please - no more New Years resolutions with price tags!'

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