Budget-conscious Philosopher Prints

'Of course money can't buy you happiness. Not on what you make!'

"We only got six days of funding."

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

Financial Eyesight

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

'Well, you're bankrupt, but look on the bright side -- it only cost you eight dollars per transaction!'

"Well, if there is life on Mars, how come they haven't asked us for money?"

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

'Actually, the bill is part of your reality therapy.'

Sam's Nation Building

Pollution and money

"I want to tell her I love her and let her know I'm careful with money."

'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?'

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

I used to live payday to payday, now I live payday to three days till payday.

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

Has somebody taken the staff development and training budget again?"

'I'm not paying $200 per hour for therapy, so you must be the one who's nuts.'

"I know it's not an antique but it will be when I've finished paying for it."

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

Very sad piggy bank

'The nice thing about our car is we double its value when we fill it up with gas.'

"Diversification doesn't mean hiding the money under the mattress, the sofa and 2 chairs!"

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

"Why are you typing your own letters?"

"Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?"

'What do I get for £1?'

'Uncle, we need to up our prices, sand is getting scarce.'