Budget Builder Pillows

"It's finally here!! The first part of my new lowrider car!"

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"I need to see your budget proposal."

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

Smart card.

Economy.

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

"This guy might like fiddling with numbers, Dad – but is he any good at sums?"

"The good news is that profits are up 76%. . . The BAD news is that costs are up 83%."

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

Keep the econoimy moving

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

"I asked my friends over to see how much the adults are leaving us to pay off!"

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

Economist!

'Surely you can manage on your salary!'

'Wow, my own desk!'

Small Businesses Go Under.

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

'I said we've got to lift up our numbers! I did not say to turn a loss of 150.000,- into a loss of 280.000,-!!'

"What I want from you, is a big budget event with a low budget, budget."

'The legislation HR2109 would increase state aid to education. Ask not for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for you.'

Budget Munchies

How To Cut The Defense Budget

"The company must save money. That's why we've got to be easy on the carpet."

'It's a relatively simple operation...first, we take out your wallet...'