Budget Boarder Mugs

'Using this, you will be able to get around the branches more quickly!'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"I need to see your budget proposal."

"I just..."

Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

Smart card.

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

Economy.

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

'He must be going economy!'

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"

An airplane with a sardine can opener instead of a door

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

Expensive greeting cards.

Economist!

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

'Surely you can manage on your salary!'

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

Andy's first airplane experience was marred by his grandmother's stinginess

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

"What I want from you, is a big budget event with a low budget, budget."