Budget Balancing Buff Pillows

"There were some budget constraints on that one."

New Patch Available! Reduce your appetite for taxing and spending!

'Consumer income takes a new hop ... Inflation... takes a new high-jump!'

Bureaucrats controlling the NHS

'Money doesn't grow on trees y'know'

Useful vs. Wasteful Spending . . . Arts Programs and Missile Defense Programs.

Cost of Terror.

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

tax rises...

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

Expenses/Income. "Our only problem is working out how to switch these."

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

State Budget.

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

"What comes after zillion?"

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

'And finally, a steady decline in earnings has forced us to trim the presentations budget.'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Help!!! I've been kidnapped - Your Money.

The Costs Of Doing War.

'Office of not much budget, and even less management! Yomp speaking!'

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

'How can they call it a shared sacrifice in this bad economy...when your pay cut was 10% and mine, 25%?!'

"Yes, you do get your bonus today. My assistant is empty the change out of the vending machine as we speak."