Budget Balancers Mugs

'We are spending entirely too much on bills.'

"We have a new policy - we just ask you how much money you have."

'It's not my childhood that traumatised me. It's the size of your bills,doctor.'

US Consumers - OPEC.

'Teacher layoffs adverted.'

'I've solved the problem of oil or gas heat...We can't afford either.'

Good work! Long live our accountants!

"We're not raising taxes...but we are announcing a new tax on tax refunds."

"Don't make me ask again buddy! . . . Now hand over your wallet!!"

Within your budget central London MIGHT be a problem. What about central Ulan Bator?"

"Stock of our medical supplies have flatlined, much like the patients who used them."

"Sergio, I know business has been bad...but I think I know how we can still afford to eat out!"

Magician finds his pockets empty due to high food prices.

Spain's Spendings and Savings

'It's not a revenue problem, it's a spending problem.' - 'If it makes you that mad cancel your subscription to Netflix.'

Man crying at size of national debt.

'Another hike in college tuition! The costs are already killing my folks!'

'Since we got the microcomputer, Graham spends an hour every night balancing the checkbook.'

"Your father spent the Christmas tree money on a w***e from Cincinnati. We'll have to use the air freshener this year."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

Expenses/Income. "Our only problem is working out how to switch these."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

State Budget.

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

Help!!! I've been kidnapped - Your Money.

The ways and means committee reaches the tipping point.

'How can they call it a shared sacrifice in this bad economy...when your pay cut was 10% and mine, 25%?!'