Budget Balance Seeker Mugs

"I asked my friends over to see how much the adults are leaving us to pay off!"

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

Work/Life Balance

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Yoga Xmas Decorations

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

'He's maturing early.'

Screen Time vs Book Time

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

Expenses/Income. "Our only problem is working out how to switch these."

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

Anti-war libra.

State Budget.

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

"Have a good weekend!"

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."