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'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'

"As your parents, we hate to do this, but we're outsourcing your job to a kid 2 blocks over."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

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"I know its hard to believe right now, Lawrence, but some day you'll thank me for asking you to punctuate your sentences correctly."

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

Building a Shelter

I need to set upmy own company.

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

The wrecking crew!

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'I know that other kids manage on ?5 pocket money - but their parents don't charge them to watch any television programme their parents don't happen to approve off!'

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

'OK, it's a deal. You take my baths for me and I'll buy you some new toys.'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

"Dad since my pocket money isn't index linked, you've forced me to have to renegotiate."

Performance Enhancing Lemonade.

Pat My Dog $5

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"

Lemonade Survey

Lemonade Futures

'Junior, if you don't do your homework and stop daytrading, we'll have to freeze your assets!'