Budding Strategist Prints

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'

"As your parents, we hate to do this, but we're outsourcing your job to a kid 2 blocks over."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

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"I know its hard to believe right now, Lawrence, but some day you'll thank me for asking you to punctuate your sentences correctly."

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

Building a Shelter

I need to set upmy own company.

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

The wrecking crew!

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

'I know that other kids manage on ?5 pocket money - but their parents don't charge them to watch any television programme their parents don't happen to approve off!'

'OK, it's a deal. You take my baths for me and I'll buy you some new toys.'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'Birthdays are like life...the more you have, the more illuminated you become.'

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

"Dad since my pocket money isn't index linked, you've forced me to have to renegotiate."

Performance Enhancing Lemonade.

"No, he's not grounded anymore. He used his allowance and lawyered up."

Pat My Dog $5

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"

Lemonade Survey