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I should be a writer when I grow up...

My First Camera

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

Building a Shelter

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'My first camera'

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

A boy with a camera

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

"We call it 'learning to read', not 'battling illiteracy'."

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

'This is the shortest autobiography I've ever read!'

Astronaut Selfie.

"My report on summer vacation. . . Book and movie rights are available for $1000 each."

"Don't quit now, we're halfway there!"

Hope you're still writing that novel!

'This photo is hardly suitable for your misery memoir.'

Invisible Man Kit

Self Published

'Nice level swing, Billy. Just meet the ball. Don't try to kill it, Billy.'

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"We're seeing a lot of Selfie Face Syndrome lately."

Literary Advice

"He's so inquisitive! I wonder what he'll be when he grows up..."

"I wanted to go for an explicit sex scene, but now I see this, I think I will opt for the suggestive approach!"

I really hope the agent likes my submission... - '' - 'This is perfect.' - '' - 'Absolutley perfect.'

'Isn't that cute. She's writing her first novel.'