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Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

I should be a writer when I grow up...

My First Camera

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

Building a Shelter

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'My first camera'

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

A boy with a camera

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

"We call it 'learning to read', not 'battling illiteracy'."

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

"Jose Rivera, who wrote the screenplay for 'The Motorcycle Diaries,' is the first Puerto Rican screenwriter to be nominated for an Oscar. He's known for incorporating his life experiences into his award-winning writing."

Astronaut Selfie.

'This is the shortest autobiography I've ever read!'

"My report on summer vacation. . . Book and movie rights are available for $1000 each."

"Don't quit now, we're halfway there!"

Hope you're still writing that novel!

Self Published

'Nice level swing, Billy. Just meet the ball. Don't try to kill it, Billy.'

'This photo is hardly suitable for your misery memoir.'

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

Invisible Man Kit

"I wanted to go for an explicit sex scene, but now I see this, I think I will opt for the suggestive approach!"

Literary Advice

"He's so inquisitive! I wonder what he'll be when he grows up..."

"We're seeing a lot of Selfie Face Syndrome lately."

I really hope the agent likes my submission... - '' - 'This is perfect.' - '' - 'Absolutley perfect.'