Budding Scientist At Heart Pillows

'I've been trialling that new stem cell rub on hair restorer. The good news is, it works...'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"Always with the String Theory."

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Cat Frankenstein

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

COVID Devotion

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

Frankenstein egg.

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

Brian works in stem cell research

"For you young scientists who hope to do public service work someday, the following six experiments, showing the basic ideas behind chemical warfare...."

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

'How many times have I told you to put the strainer in the sink when you're brain washing?'

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

"Oh please, go on, just for the weekend."

"Just where do you think you're going? You don't have the brains to graduate!"

And if it's successful, we'll do an infomercial.

'Are there any more at home like you?'