Budding Gourmand Pillows

Pots and Pans

The wonderful world of cheese.

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Building a Shelter

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Just one more choccy...

Boy baking a cake.

Woman in need of an extractor fan.

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

Dijon Vu

'You could use more fiber in your diet; go sow a few wild oat brans.'

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"First, break the egg...."

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

'There! Now all we gotta decide is what we're gonna make!'

Capturing a Cook

"Table number five have just eaten their table decoration!"

Amateurs de vin...

'Stand back! Let the wine breathe.'

Young boy shows refined taste in champagne

Coffee, toast and some of my special homemade turkey marmalade!

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

"It won't be long - we're in the process of hiring a cook now."