Budding Gourmand Pillows

Pots and Pans

The wonderful world of cheese.

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Building a Shelter

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

Just one more choccy...

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

Boy baking a cake.

Woman in need of an extractor fan.

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

'By the time I'd watched Delia and Ainsley and Jamie Oliver and Floyd...I'd spoiled the broth.'

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'

'You could use more fiber in your diet; go sow a few wild oat brans.'

Dijon Vu

"First, break the egg...."

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

"He was going to buy. Why'd you tell him it was made with real gingerbread?"

Capturing a Cook

'There! Now all we gotta decide is what we're gonna make!'

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

"Table number five have just eaten their table decoration!"

Topiary By Numbers

Young boy shows refined taste in champagne

'Stand back! Let the wine breathe.'

Amateurs de vin...

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."