Budding Football Star Pillows

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

"OK, let's play, but after what happened last time, Billy, I remind you: no headers!"

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Children playing football.

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

No animals were harmed during the writing of this book report....

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

A boy with a football

"Is there a problem officer?"

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

Football Skills

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

A child busking

'I must be getting good, because my Dad told me to go play for the neighbours!'

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

"I've got news for you. Kids don't have a union and doing your homework is not negotiable."

A Born Politician

Suddenly...puberty hit Irwin!

"She's changed so much since the sonogram."

'How do you expect me to fine tune my act if you keep taking me to the principal's office?

"Goal!"

Football

Kids playing football

'I'd give it five minutes if I were you'

"Do you think we'd do better if we trained?"

'Thomas won't stay off the stage. He loves his part in the school play - he's the commercial.'

'Save some purrs for when I play quarterback for the Saints.'