Budding Football Star Mugs

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

"OK, let's play, but after what happened last time, Billy, I remind you: no headers!"

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

Children playing football.

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

No animals were harmed during the writing of this book report....

A boy with a football

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

"Is there a problem officer?"

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

Football Skills

A child busking

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

'I must be getting good, because my Dad told me to go play for the neighbours!'

'We're doing everything we can to police ourselves on steroids.'

"I've got news for you. Kids don't have a union and doing your homework is not negotiable."

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

A Born Politician

Suddenly...puberty hit Irwin!

Football

'How do you expect me to fine tune my act if you keep taking me to the principal's office?

"Goal!"

"She's changed so much since the sonogram."

'I'd give it five minutes if I were you'

Kids playing football

I think we got stuck with the rookie coaches. First thing -- Stop kicking your equipment around.