Budding Fashionista Gifts

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

"Nice haircut."

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

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Hat Boxes, in the Closet

Ariana Grande caricature

"I find that I don't need to hibernate as early if I wear a cardigan."

'They're pinching my toes!'

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Pizza London Eye

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

Romance in the Ocean

You always wanted a cute leather jacket

"I don't know...it's just not you."

Sally and her fashionista friends get to me. Save our mall! Ignore them! Let's take your mind off them. Don't even think it! I know. Going shopping would be wring. Does ordering online count.

"Do they make my feet look big?"

Why do men wear long short pants?

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

A herd of sheep stand in a field; one sheep is wearing a t-shirt that reads "Staff".

'Like I said in the ad - GSOH.'

'Of course it's more than we can afford - you want us to lose our image in the neighbourhood?'

Wrapping up trees.

"She shopped, but she never dropped."

'Someday clothes' are broken into weight groups.

"I recently went wireless."

"You're right, that new girl has a great personality, terrific hair, and dynamite figure, so we agree....we hate her, right?"

"All done...Now, don't you look handsome."

End of Mask Use

'I guess that's why they invented gravity.'

'You'd run a lot faster if you didn't wear all that gear.'

"We're pretty wiped. In one day, we summitted Gucci, Fendi, Comme des Garcon, Louis Vuitton, and Century 21."

I'm delivering invitations in a carriage. A French chef is creating dinner. Daddy bought me a $3,000 dress and a car�What is that tripe? "My Super Sweet 16." What are you getting me for my 16th, Nana? A rare and precious gift. The word "no." The favorite word of babies and old people.