Budding Environmentalist T-Shirts

'That tree was green and leafy 'til Mom put it on the freezer.'

Oil Spill in the Bath.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Rose Garden

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Building a Shelter

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

Building Blocks.

Roses

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

The wrecking crew!

"You must have a green thumb."

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."

Global Warming.

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"Ooh, another unsuspecting victim."

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

'I know that other kids manage on ?5 pocket money - but their parents don't charge them to watch any television programme their parents don't happen to approve off!'

Gardener

"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts."

"Your book stinks—we want to publish it."

Gardening new year's plans

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'