Budding Environmentalist T-Shirts

'That tree was green and leafy 'til Mom put it on the freezer.'

Oil Spill in the Bath.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

Rose Garden

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Building a Shelter

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

Building Blocks.

The wrecking crew!

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

Roses

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

"You must have a green thumb."

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

Global Warming.

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."

'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

'I know that other kids manage on ?5 pocket money - but their parents don't charge them to watch any television programme their parents don't happen to approve off!'

"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts."

Gardener

Gardening new year's plans

"Your book stinks—we want to publish it."