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Building a Shelter

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

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'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

"I know its hard to believe right now, Lawrence, but some day you'll thank me for asking you to punctuate your sentences correctly."

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

I need to set upmy own company.

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

The wrecking crew!

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

"Your book stinks—we want to publish it."

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

"I just got a huge advance for my first novel. It's about a writer who gets a huge advance for his first novel."

"My report on summer vacation. . . Book and movie rights are available for $1000 each."

Woman in need of an extractor fan.