Budding Buddha Gifts

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

Timpani.

'Do I have to be creative?'

'All good things must come to an end.'

Creative Baby.

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

Jackson Pollock as a child

'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'

Michelangelo painting with watercolors as a child.

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

Small child checks out a book.

"Your book stinks—we want to publish it."

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'

Fridge with child's drawings in an art exhibition.

Children's Publishing - Child's portrait of 'Our Founder'.

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

Colours

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

'We couldn't afford school pictures this year so Timmy is doing the family portraits.'