Budding Bob Ross T-Shirts

Man trying to paint a landscape reading 'art guidelines'.

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Four children playing the flute.

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Kid doing cave paintings

'Do I have to be creative?'

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

Children playing football.

'All good things must come to an end.'

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

Creative Baby.

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

No animals were harmed during the writing of this book report....

Jackson Pollock as a child

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

"Is there a problem officer?"

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

"You want to say WHAT?"

Michelangelo painting with watercolors as a child.

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."