Buddhist-in-training Mugs

'I consider the Buddha to be a living document.'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

"Hoarder."

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

"Not lengthways you idiot!!"

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

Buddhist Center

Nervous Buddha

"Psst! I got mantras. You need a mantra? Mantras right here..."

'Make me one with everything.'

Third eye

'I consider the Buddha to be a living document.'

'Enlightenment does that to some people.'

"Now that I'm enlightened, I have to admit: I kind of miss the suffering."

"The Dalai Llama."

"Of course, that's just my opinion. Richard Gere's views may be somewhat different."

"Sometimes, you will be asked to go days without Netflix."

"Nothing happens next. This is it."

"Magic is my true passion."

Zen things to do before you reincarnate

"Only when you master the Carry Forward Dedcution Defence will it be time for you to go."