Bucket List Skeptic Gifts

"The first thing on my bucket list would be the complete eradication of the term bucket list."

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

'Remember when we used to catch small fish by the bucket full.'

'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

"Dad and his stupid bucket list."

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

"Good news. You're not ready for a kick-the-bucket list."

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

'I want to ship Daddy to all the places he missed visiting, because he was working so hard to accumulate the estate I just inherited.'

'Everyone should have a bucket list!'

"Have you seen the video, '20 Things To Do Before You Die'?"

"Sandbox. One more to cross off my bucket list."

Man in dress with umbrella on scooter in office 'Bucket List Item #8'.

'If I were you, I'd start doing those things on your 'Things to do before you die' list.'

"To assume Leonard has a bucket list, you have to first assume he actually wants to do anything."

'Just in case, I want you to shorten your Bucket List down to just one thing that you can do in this room.'

"Yay! I finally get to swim with a dolphin!"

'Excuse his boring wine selection. You can't expect more from someone who has 'visiting a Walmart' on his bucket list.'

Things to do before you die...

'It's the latest Do-Before-You-Die experience. . . synchronized swimming with the Dolphins.'

'Where do I keep my bucket lists? Right there, in my bucket...'

"Life's too short to not do something that has a high likelihood of shortening your life!"

"My religion makes sense if you want it to."

"First, I'll need to see an audited statement of revenue and expenses."

'What would I do if I only had one day left to live? That's a good question. Why do you ask?'

'I was skeptical at first, but it really works.'

"The last thing I remember is checking off milk, eggs and bread before realizing I mixed up my bucket and grocery lists."

"My bucket list. As long as there are still items on it, I have reasons to keep on living."

Bucket list

"I always wanted to see the Grand Canyon after I died."