Bucket Lists Gifts

'Come on, Larry! You don't have time to make a bucket list!'

"I always wanted to see the Grand Canyon after I died."

"The last thing I remember is checking off milk, eggs and bread before realizing I mixed up my bucket and grocery lists."

'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

Man in dress with umbrella on scooter in office 'Bucket List Item #8'.

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

'Well, that's one off my bucket list!'

One day she was going to travel the world.

"The only item left on our bucket list is "taste cat", but it's unlikely we'll achieve it: cats don't seem to come into the water..."

"No thanks. I have a bucket list, not a kick the bucket list!"

"A funny, well off man is exactly what I had on my bucket list!"

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

'Remember when we used to catch small fish by the bucket full.'

"If I could do only one thing before I died, it would be to swim with a middle-aged couple from Connecticut."

"Dad and his stupid bucket list."

"It was on my Bucket List."

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

'I want to ship Daddy to all the places he missed visiting, because he was working so hard to accumulate the estate I just inherited.'

'If I were you, I'd start doing those things on your 'Things to do before you die' list.'

"Never seeing another bucket is on my bucket list."

'Everyone should have a bucket list!'

"Sandbox. One more to cross off my bucket list."

'Where do I keep my bucket lists? Right there, in my bucket...'

'Excuse his boring wine selection. You can't expect more from someone who has 'visiting a Walmart' on his bucket list.'

"Life's too short to not do something that has a high likelihood of shortening your life!"

Things to do before you die...

'It's the latest Do-Before-You-Die experience. . . synchronized swimming with the Dolphins.'

"Yay! I finally get to swim with a dolphin!"

'Oh dear, you should have left this one til last.'

The Guy Who Mixed Up His To-Do List And His Bucket List

"I have to try this before I die."