Bucket Bandit Pillows

Swimming Prankster

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"First time pruning?"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

Artists of the wild west.

White Collar Crime.

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

The Specimen Hunter

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

Silent music

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

One more please.

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

Welcome to the Garden of Weedin'

"Flowers for me? What did you do, idiot?"

'Remember, folks, don't try this on your own!'

'This place has been bailed out more often than Greece.'

A Boy Visits The Rector To Ask For Some Soup.

'Tell me the truth...does this dead body make me look fat?'

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

"I'm taking you off sugar, carbs, red meat, poultry, dairy, non-dairy and anything served in a bucket."

Help! Sold Short - And Where Did It Get Me?

After Office

Fishing Terms: Lob Worm

'Could you help out a fellow fisherman down on his luck? I haven't had a bite in three days!'