Buck Buff Mugs

"What makes you think I have buck fever?"

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

Of Mice and Men.

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

'Can I have flies with that'

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

'Its a dogwood tree. I can tell by its bark.'

Big Boy Foot

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

Easter bunny Island.

'Good God! You want paternity leave again! That'll be the sixth time this year!'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'

The Troposhere

The salary was terrific, but something about Sally's new job made her very uneasy.

"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."