Bubbly Beverage Lover T-Shirts

"My wine! My bubbles!"

Bubbly

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

Champagne

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'I'm an atheist!'

Prosecco

Wine Pyramid

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Join me in a glass of champagne?

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

Champagne

A little fizz?

Champagne

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

Prosecco

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

Sabrage!

Lady drinking Champagne.

"Champagne always makes her light-headed."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

The night they invented champagne.

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

Wine Party

Champagne and Oysters

Fascinator

Scientist with test tube.

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

Einstein defined insanity as doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. I think I know where you're going with this: Yes, he was talking about happy hour.

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."