Bubble-wrap Mom Pillows

Overprotection

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

'I wish I was creative'

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

"Mom, when the baby's born, can I have the bubble wrap it's shipped in?"

'It's easy for you to climb the corporate ladder, you just lay your eggs and leave: No need for Maternity Leave!'

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

Their bubble-boss seemed completely unaware of the toxic work environment.

Eleven Angry Men and One Happy Chappy

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

A clown combines music and soap bubbles.

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

I'm not buying a $25 set of boring hooded towels off a big box store baby shower registry. Mom fights the man! The local baby boutique will have a hipper selection. So true! Catch those adorable all-organic, artist-designed towels! Cute! And only $55 each! My pretentions are never cheap!

"Ok Mr Rogers, that's enough bubblewrap."

A Bubble of Countryside.

"Try thinking outside the plastic bubble wrap."

The college of my choice.

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

Computer Gamers.

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

Because bubble wrap made it hard to sneak up on their targets, ninjas eventually switched to their familiar black outfits.

"She brings me my food. I call her MomDash."

Mother and Baby

Frank Loved Bubblewrap

Whale Blowing Bubbles.

"This is a real Dada performance."

"I'm worried about him - he's praying to Mrs. Butterworth."

'Honey, do you think you could try being a little less over-protective?'

"Have a good day at school, and don't worry about the killer virus."

'Wouldn't it be easier to start preventative check-ups?'

"Mom, a boy in my class today, called you a super chick! What's that?"

"For Mother's Day I decorated the whole kitchen with glitter."

"Now that I've seen this, I don't think I can ever enjoy popping bubble wrap again."

The Future of Athletics