Bubble-wrap Mom Gifts

Overprotection

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

'I wish I was creative'

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

"Mom, when the baby's born, can I have the bubble wrap it's shipped in?"

'It's easy for you to climb the corporate ladder, you just lay your eggs and leave: No need for Maternity Leave!'

Their bubble-boss seemed completely unaware of the toxic work environment.

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

Eleven Angry Men and One Happy Chappy

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

A Bubble of Countryside.

A clown combines music and soap bubbles.

"Ok Mr Rogers, that's enough bubblewrap."

"Try thinking outside the plastic bubble wrap."

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

The college of my choice.

Because bubble wrap made it hard to sneak up on their targets, ninjas eventually switched to their familiar black outfits.

"She brings me my food. I call her MomDash."

Frank Loved Bubblewrap

Computer Gamers.

Mother and Baby

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

Whale Blowing Bubbles.

"I'm worried about him - he's praying to Mrs. Butterworth."

"This is a real Dada performance."

"Have a good day at school, and don't worry about the killer virus."

'Honey, do you think you could try being a little less over-protective?'

"For Mother's Day I decorated the whole kitchen with glitter."

"Now that I've seen this, I don't think I can ever enjoy popping bubble wrap again."

The Future of Athletics

"Mom, a boy in my class today, called you a super chick! What's that?"

'Wouldn't it be easier to start preventative check-ups?'

Wrap it in bubbles We don't have time for your stupid games, Fenwick We need to get this thing shipped to Philly,,, Now