Bubble Bath Sailor Gifts

Cap'ns Masthead

Club Antisocial

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

'How's the water skiing?'

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Bagpipes in the bath.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

'Enjoying a snifter of brandy by the fire...'

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

Woman in a bathtub.

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

'It's about time you got jets installed!'

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

Bathing.

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

"I'm up to my neck in something at the moment, can I give you a zoom call this afternoon."

How to recover from a bad day

'Soak too long in the tub, dear?'

"He looks so relaxed."

"Try not to ruin the mood by thinking about how much water we're wasting."

How to recover from a bad day

"You knew I was a clean breed when you got me."

"It's a recipe for self-care."

Other men just sing in the bath

"It's only sexy if the faucet isn't on your side."

A dog pulling a bubble bath on wheels. A woman reads in the bath

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...