Bubble Bath Sailor Gifts

Cap'ns Masthead

Club Antisocial

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

'How's the water skiing?'

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

Woman in a bathtub.

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

'It's about time you got jets installed!'

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

Bathing.

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

How to recover from a bad day

"I'm up to my neck in something at the moment, can I give you a zoom call this afternoon."

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

'Soak too long in the tub, dear?'

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

"Try not to ruin the mood by thinking about how much water we're wasting."

How to recover from a bad day

"He looks so relaxed."

"You knew I was a clean breed when you got me."

"It's a recipe for self-care."

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...

A dog pulling a bubble bath on wheels. A woman reads in the bath

Other men just sing in the bath

"It's only sexy if the faucet isn't on your side."

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'