Browser Tab Master T-Shirts

"You have 2,974 tabs open. I suggest closing about 2,970 of them. That may speed up your computer."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

InOutYada Yada.

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

"Do NOT refresh this page."

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

"Breathe in...now breathe out. Excellent! Just remember to keep doing that for the next few years and you'll be fine."

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

Thanks TSA

"You were right, Ed, I should have stopped when you said to....now I don't have enough money to pay for this drink!"

'Attention all employees shopping online during office hours must stop immediately! You are here to make money!!'

Stick man throws arm for dog

"O.K., now—on three, I'm going to toss a second job in there!"

A woman's work is never done.

'You're nice, but I'll need to run your proposal by my attorney, accountant, web master,job coach and HMO.'

"I'm guessing with all that mold coming out of your computer, it's been awhile since you've added fresh content to your site."

'Our Web design company had a financial reversal last month. We made money.'

Desk Organizer: In and Far Out, Man.

'With so little free time, you have to learn to multi-task...'

'Just think, I could be taking you to your bridge game if we had bought that bass boat.'

'I don't like this predictive text.'

"Have you got a hand free to help me?"

Voice Recognition TV.

"Someone out there loves me."

"Look Jim... I'm multi-tasking!"

'What are books?'